No matter how advanced your education, there is an elegant simplicity in just saying someone sucks.

It’s true that this is merely a generic volley lofted between bitter rivals. Often, however, it’s the manner that makes or breaks the prank. What makes this so brilliant is that the unwitting fans did not know until it’s too late, if they realized at all.

Yale definitely deserved bragging rights for this one. Either way, both schools are filled with pretentious douchenozzles, so in a way they both suck. True story. Enjoy.

Do You Like Apples? Well How Do You Like Them Apples?

Students at Princeton University took to the sidewalks around campus last week to protest a great outrage - the use of the campus pathways by freshmen. Historically, sidewalks were reserved for upperclassmen and faculty. This affront to traditional sidewalk values cannot stand.

Students chanted slogans like “keep the freshman class, off the Princeton grass” and sang songs based on This Land Is Your Land. No word on the success of their efforts to marginalize freshmen, but they did call attention to California’s Proposition 8. Enjoy.

This prank probably did more to stimulate student interest in Dartmouth than every tour ever given combined. Especially that kid in the hat hanging out in the back of the group, he seems really excited by drinking time. The Dartmouth Jack-o-lantern should be credited with that at least. Way to take pride in your school, Jack-o-lantern. The marching band led by the giant keg is a particularly good addition, setting the over-the-top party ambiance perfectly. Well done.

Key Moment: Starting at 3:27, listen for the tour guide - “regardless of what you might have heard about Dartmouth students drinking a lot, I would say - for the most part - uhhhhh, it’s not true, we party no harder or no more than any other school.” He says, giant keg parading through the background. Good luck selling that one buddy.

And his regret clearly increases sharply over time. This girl is pretty hot, but definitely a ball buster. Only a girl could get away with a prank like this. Er, enjoy… that is as long as you aren’t this douchebag reliving this moment on the web.

Apparently this move is called the Spiderman.

I’d call it be-glad-you-don’t-get-punched-in-the-taint-or-worse.

Er, enjoy… i guess.